If you’re frightened, you’re out of luck.
BETTE MIDLERIf sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
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I’d make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I’ll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.
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Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it’s like a jackhammer.
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The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
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I’m the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.
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Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.
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I’ve forbidden my daughter to have grandchildren, I’m too young.
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I loved the photographs of people wearing elaborate makeup and costumes – they really pulled at me inside. I was in that library every week for years, until I was about 13. I had a rich interior life, because I didn’t have much of a social life.
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Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.
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Everyone goes through their winters and springs, and their summers and autumns.
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I wouldn’t say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
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I sold my soul to rock ‘n’ roll.
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I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close – a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.
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Culturally, it’s very hard to change people’s attitudes about public space.
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While I was growing up, I believed I could do anything I could think of. So the challenge was always to keep thinking – to get to where I wanted to be and then to think of somewhere else to go.
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I read neither good nor bad about me. I let it not even in my life, so it has no effect on me. I am very sensitive.
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