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If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

Bette Midler

Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed.
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Broken Heart Love Soul
I always look old when I work because I get so upset and tense that my face wrinkles up like a prune, I can’t stop it.
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Pruned Tense Upset
I made a lot of people laugh, made a lot of people cry in a good way, brought a lot of joy to people, picked up a lot of garbage. And in all those years, I saw a lot. I went to foreign lands. I met interesting people. And I got it!
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Garbage Good Lot People Saw Way
I never know how much of what I say is true.
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Cynicism Funny Truth
You have to be alert. When my daughter, Sophie, came out of the womb, she was instantly alert, as if she had been here before. And she was a little disappointed that she was here again.
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Daughter Littles Sophie
The [film] business is run by men, and they’re basically interested in their own species, and they’re not so interested in women belonging to the human race.
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Men Movie Running
We’re all divine, but I was the only one who had the nerve to call myself that.
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Divine Myself Nerves
Marriage is such hard work. And it’s full of rage and real human drama.
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Drama Hard Work Real
Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.
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Infidelity Pace Smell
I’ve always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life.
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Audience Enough Lucky
I’ve always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.
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Always Breakup Married
People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.
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Best Hard People Work
All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it for one minute. He hasn’t been to one of my shows.
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Believe Gay Rumor
Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.
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Chain Devil Soul
It is true that in this culture, they throw you out when you get older. I see it all the time, especially in my business. At my age, you’re playing somebody’s mother – and there aren’t even a lot of those roles!
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Age Culture Mother
In a marriage, you struggle and struggle and struggle, and then you realize that you have to ride the horse in the direction it’s going. You stop trying to pull the reins in another direction.
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Horse Struggle Trying

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