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If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

Bette Midler

I was brought up on rock-‘n’-roll. It was sort of funny because I couldn’t get interested in anything else – I tried and tried but I couldn’t get into science…or mathematics, I just cut myself off from anything else there was to get interested in.
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Cutting Interested Rocks Roll
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
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Funny Hilarious Love
Without passion, the powers-that-be can run roughshod over you.
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Over You Passion Running
My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
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Cleaning Ideas Superwoman
There’s the media-driven universe, in which the public perceives you in a superficial way. Then there’s the universe that you actually inhabit, where you have to get up even if you didn’t sleep so well, and you feel like crap and your face is swollen.
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Media Sleep Way
Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own – and I realized that there was another world. That’s why I’m concerned about education, because it helps our children see other worlds.
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Book Children Other Worlds
Just because people don’t meet you doesn’t mean they’re not out there breaking their asses trying to get around.
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Mean People Trying
I’ve always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life.
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Audience Enough Lucky
If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
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Happy Picks Ukulele
Total contentment is only for cows.
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Contentment Cows Total
The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
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Birth Giving Virgins
Do you want to live and work in a garbage dump? I don’t. That’s partly because I grew up in the most pristine environment possible – Hawaii, where it is sacrilege to leave your garbage on the ground.
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Dump Garbage Possible Wanted
I believe that Judy Garland’s artistry was so fine. I mean, when people say: ‘oh, she brought so much of her life to her music’, I don’t really believe that. I believe that she didn’t have to. She just was a moving human being. That was her gift.
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Believe Mean Moving
I fear for the future of the planet. But in a funny way, I’m even sanguine about that.
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Planets Sanguine Way
I haven’t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we’re screwed!
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House News Stories Watches
I hope to keep entertaining in some way until I can’t physically entertain any longer. It’s what I was born to do, and I love this profession.
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Born Entertaining Way

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