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If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

Bette Midler

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
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Cleaning Ideas Superwoman
I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.
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Inspiration Memorable Tonight
All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it for one minute. He hasn’t been to one of my shows.
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Believe Gay Rumor
I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.
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Believe Fashion World
Here I am, one of the most colorful women of my time – if not of my block – being made to sound positively legumelike in printed interviews.
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Block Positively Sound
In a marriage, you struggle and struggle and struggle, and then you realize that you have to ride the horse in the direction it’s going. You stop trying to pull the reins in another direction.
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Horse Struggle Trying
Most people don’t deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.
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Balls People
I hope to keep entertaining in some way until I can’t physically entertain any longer. It’s what I was born to do, and I love this profession.
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Born Entertaining Way
The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.
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Foundation Names Opera
When I turned 50, I threw myself a big birthday party, and I looked seriously at what my life has been about. I recommend this to everybody. Ask yourself, “What have I done? How did I do it? Where’d I mess up?
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Assessment Land Party
Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Brain Fit Men
You can’t just have a clean public space – you also have to have people willing to use it, and something that will draw them in.
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People Space Use
Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own – and I realized that there was another world.
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Book Saws World
I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.
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Fun Giving People
I’ve forbidden my daughter to have grandchildren, I’m too young.
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Daughter Grandchildren Young
I think most of us are torn. We have at least two people at war in our body. One person wants to retire and grow fabulous tomatoes, and the other wants to stand up on a pedestal and be worshipped and get bigger and bigger and bigger until she explodes.
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Thinking Two War

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

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