Here I am, one of the most colorful women of my time – if not of my block – being made to sound positively legumelike in printed interviews.
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More Bette Midler Quotes
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Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I’ll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?
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Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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I’ve always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life.
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I made a lot of people laugh, made a lot of people cry in a good way, brought a lot of joy to people, picked up a lot of garbage. And in all those years, I saw a lot. I went to foreign lands. I met interesting people. And I got it!
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I can get plenty of men, keeping them is the hard part.
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I haven’t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we’re screwed!
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We’re all divine, but I was the only one who had the nerve to call myself that.
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Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own – and I realized that there was another world. That’s why I’m concerned about education, because it helps our children see other worlds.
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You have to be alert. When my daughter, Sophie, came out of the womb, she was instantly alert, as if she had been here before. And she was a little disappointed that she was here again.
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I would much rather watch myself than listen to myself. The moving is second nature, but the listening… that’s the art.
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I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
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Music is probably the only place I get energy from. Music and maybe watching a really tremendous performer, watching a terrific performer like Jagger or watching a great movie.
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Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential.
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The old forms of entertainment are not extinct. Live performances are the pinnacle. If you can something that people want to see live, then you have a great career.
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The outside world doesn’t have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.
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