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My girlfriend Rhonda, who’s now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, ‘You’ve got to do the right thing.’

Bernie Mac

I’ve been in training for stardom.
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Stardom Success Training
I hate to compare anything, especially while I’m promoting. I feel that’s another disrespect, but ‘Ocean’s 13’ is the best movie I’ve ever done in my life. No question.
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Another Disrespect Feel Hate Ocean
Fear is not one of my attributes.
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Attributes Fear One
You can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body.
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Body Doctors Knows
You’re never going to see me playing a buffoon.
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Buffoons Going Playing
When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ’em.
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Believe Children Inspirational
I’ve always been a reserved cat. When I play sports, there’s people used to get mad at me because I didn’t hang out and things like that. I’ve never been that kind of person. Nothing has changed in that regard. I’ve never been posse, and all that. I’m a quiet storm.
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Cat Hang Play Sports
I became the storyteller of South Side Chicago. I used an old Kiwi liquid shoe polish as a microphone. I’d go around the house interviewing everybody, telling stupid jokes, doing voices. I mimicked Sidney Poitier, Sammy Davis Jr., people on ‘Laugh-In,’ Flip Wilson.
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Around Shoes South Stupid Voice
If you mess something up, remember who got you there. Don’t be pointing fingers, even if finger-pointing is called for. Only one you got to blame is your own self.
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Blame Remember Self
I’m an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
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Extraordinary Guy Jobs Ordinary
I was a street performer for two years.
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Performs Streets Two Years
It’s a pleasure to work with someone who is just as strong as you are.
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Just Pleasure Someone Strong
If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that’s bigger than anything else.
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Bigger Laughing Stories
When I hit my 20s, I struggled to make it. I got married at 19, and my daughter, Je’Niece, was born a year later. I worked blue collar jobs during the day and comedy clubs at night, and I was earning about $25 a year doing stand-up.
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Daughter Jobs Later Married Mother
I don’t need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don’t need any of that.
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Arms Break Needs
Bernie Mac just says what you think but are afraid to say.
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Afraid Macs Say Thinking

My girlfriend Rhonda, who’s now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, ‘You’ve got to do the right thing.’

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My girlfriend Rhonda, who’s now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, ‘You’ve got to do the right thing.’

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