Making people laugh is what I’ve been doing since I was like four or five years old. I still have a lust, I still have a passion. I don’t care about how I look, I’m dedicated to the laughs.
BERNIE MACI can act. I’ve been acting for a long time, but like anything else, don’t nobody owe you nothing. You’ve go to pay your dues. You go from A to Z; you don’t go from M to Z.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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You can’t change what happened. Just like you can’t change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.
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Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.
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When I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures.
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I was born October 5, 1957, on the South Side of Chicago, in the Woodlawn area, a neighborhood that hasn’t changed much in forty-five years. Our house was on 66th and Blackstone, but the city tore it down when the rats took over.
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My daughter was a beautiful child.
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I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
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Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.
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Comedy has been so good to me.
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I’m so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.
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America…Do not touch my TV, my DVD, my stereo, my dual-deck VCR. Do not touch my old school, my new school, my slow jams, my party jams, my happy rap, and you better not touch…My James Brown.
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Bernie Mac just says what you think but are afraid to say.
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Whatever success I’ve had, I always like to top it.
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If you mess something up, remember who got you there. Don’t be pointing fingers, even if finger-pointing is called for. Only one you got to blame is your own self.
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I have so much respect for what’s funny.
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Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
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