I’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown.
BERNIE MACWhen you’re offstage, that’s the footprint. That’s the man God’s gonna judge.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of.
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I think a lot of TV insults the audience.
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People like rumors. They’re going to say things like, ‘You was at the club with Lil’ Kim, and you and Kanye West got into a fist fight.’ You can’t get upset. You’ve got to keep hope alive.
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I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
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I was a street performer for two years.
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I took my sports experience to my life on stage. That’s why I’m so disciplined. Playing sports, I was always underestimated. I was never picked first to do anything. This always helped me. It taught me how to push myself.
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That’s the whole key to anything: Don’t be afraid to fail. And is not afraid to fail.
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I wasn’t disciplined at all. As good of an athlete as I was, I was not disciplined. Had I had the drive that I have in comedy, and acting, and writing, that’s why I knew it just wasn’t right for me.
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My comedy comes from pain. I can’t stand to see someone hurting.
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I love who I am. I love what I’ve become.
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Making people laugh is what I’ve been doing since I was like four or five years old. I still have a lust, I still have a passion. I don’t care about how I look, I’m dedicated to the laughs.
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I have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I like the marksmanship and the discipline that it takes to be a gun owner. I like the machinery. Being able to take it out and clean it is even more fascinating than having the gun.
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Hugs aren’t like pieces of pie. Plenty of hugs to go around.
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I’m an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
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You can’t change what happened. Just like you can’t change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.
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