I get facials. I get a manicure and pedicure every week. I get my hair cut, and I oil myself down from head to toe. I got that from my brother. I was so impressed with how high maintenance he was. When he left the room, you could still smell him for an hour.
BERNIE MACWhen you’re offstage, that’s the footprint. That’s the man God’s gonna judge.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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When I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures.
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I love who I am. I love what I’ve become.
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My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense.
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You don’t see me in Los Angeles a lot. I go back home. Because I can’t play the game. I can’t – my tolerance – I know I’m getting old; I’ll be 50 this year. And you know how I know I’m getting old? ‘Cause my tolerance level is low.
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They say if you don’t have your health you ain’t got nothing, but the truth is you ain’t got nothing if you don’t have no one to worry about your health.
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That’s the whole key to anything: Don’t be afraid to fail. And is not afraid to fail.
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I’m an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
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As I got older, I got into all kinds of things in the streets – but for some reason, I never got caught up with the gangs growing up. Everybody dug me, man. I never had problems.
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I want to play a villain – I can’t wait to play a villain.
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I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
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My grandmother always told me how you start is how you finish.
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I came from a place where there wasn’t a lot of joy.
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You know you poor when you eatin’ breakfast food late. You fryin’ toast? At nine o’clock at night? With bacon? You’re broke.
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I think a lot of TV insults the audience.
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When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars – that’s heaven here on earth.
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