I’ve never been no superficial cat.
BERNIE MACI don’t ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that’s bigger than anything else.
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I’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown.
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You don’t see me in Los Angeles a lot. I go back home. Because I can’t play the game. I can’t – my tolerance – I know I’m getting old; I’ll be 50 this year. And you know how I know I’m getting old? ‘Cause my tolerance level is low.
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I was a street performer for two years.
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When you’re offstage, that’s the footprint. That’s the man God’s gonna judge.
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I want to have fun. Life ain’t no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I’m a comedian; I ain’t no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love.
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I’m an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
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I took my sports experience to my life on stage. That’s why I’m so disciplined. Playing sports, I was always underestimated. I was never picked first to do anything. This always helped me. It taught me how to push myself.
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I get facials. I get a manicure and pedicure every week. I get my hair cut, and I oil myself down from head to toe. I got that from my brother. I was so impressed with how high maintenance he was. When he left the room, you could still smell him for an hour.
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I want people to say at the end of my day, you know, like I used to say about Sidney Poitier and James Cagney and Joan Crawford and Red Skelton and those guys and Bill Cosby. They did quality and substance. You always remember them.
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I’ve always been a reserved cat. When I play sports, there’s people used to get mad at me because I didn’t hang out and things like that. I’ve never been that kind of person. Nothing has changed in that regard. I’ve never been posse, and all that. I’m a quiet storm.
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I’m not ashamed to tell the truth about what happened in my family. I think that’s what makes my comedy different.
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I had to do clubs where street gangs were, had to do motorcycle gangs, gay balls and things of that nature.
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Hugs aren’t like pieces of pie. Plenty of hugs to go around.
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Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you’ve learned your lesson.
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