I think a lot of TV insults the audience.
BERNIE MACI don’t ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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You’re never going to see me playing a buffoon.
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I wasn’t disciplined at all. As good of an athlete as I was, I was not disciplined. Had I had the drive that I have in comedy, and acting, and writing, that’s why I knew it just wasn’t right for me.
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You have to meet all of the challenges, big and small. Because how you start is how you finish.
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I can act. I’ve been acting for a long time, but like anything else, don’t nobody owe you nothing. You’ve go to pay your dues. You go from A to Z; you don’t go from M to Z.
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I became the storyteller of South Side Chicago. I used an old Kiwi liquid shoe polish as a microphone. I’d go around the house interviewing everybody, telling stupid jokes, doing voices. I mimicked Sidney Poitier, Sammy Davis Jr., people on ‘Laugh-In,’ Flip Wilson.
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Shut up before I drop yo ass off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don’t start writing no letters. I’m just kidding. But am I lying?
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Why do people love Richard Pryor so much? ‘Cause he had problems.
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You don’t see me in Los Angeles a lot. I go back home. Because I can’t play the game. I can’t – my tolerance – I know I’m getting old; I’ll be 50 this year. And you know how I know I’m getting old? ‘Cause my tolerance level is low.
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My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense.
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Black audiences are hard. They always think they’re better than you. So you got to come with a little extra to satisfy them.
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When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars – that’s heaven here on earth.
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I love who I am. I love what I’ve become.
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I’m very much disciplined because I’m more mature. When I was young I just wanted to live, I could jump, I could run, I was quick and I was relentless.
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Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.
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I ain’t running for office. I ain’t running for nothing.
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