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I don’t ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot.

Bernie Mac

The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them.
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Audience Comedy Thing
Black audiences are hard. They always think they’re better than you. So you got to come with a little extra to satisfy them.
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Black Littles Satisfy Thinking
The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of.
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Comedy Issue Matter Politically
You can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body.
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Body Doctors Knows
I want people to say at the end of my day, you know, like I used to say about Sidney Poitier and James Cagney and Joan Crawford and Red Skelton and those guys and Bill Cosby. They did quality and substance. You always remember them.
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Guy Like People Quality
Whatever success I’ve had, I always like to top it.
BERNIE MAC

Always Comedy Like Success
Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
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Barbers Hear Shop Stay
I want to have fun. Life ain’t no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I’m a comedian; I ain’t no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love.
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Comedian Dresses Everything Fun
I think a lot of TV insults the audience.
BERNIE MAC

Insult Television Thinking
America…Do not touch my TV, my DVD, my stereo, my dual-deck VCR. Do not touch my old school, my new school, my slow jams, my party jams, my happy rap, and you better not touch…My James Brown.
BERNIE MAC

Country Party Rap School Touch
Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.
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Made Stand
My girlfriend Rhonda, who’s now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, ‘You’ve got to do the right thing.’
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Girlfriend Right School Things Wife
I love my daughter, but there’s a certain feeling, a certain emotion when you got a granddaughter, you know?
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Daughter Emotion Feelings
My grandmother always told me how you start is how you finish.
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Always Finish Grandmother
I’m an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
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Extraordinary Guy Jobs Ordinary
Sometimes when you lose you win, son. Failure is just life’s way of preparing you for success.
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Son Success Way Winning

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