I happen to think nearly everybody – especially those one might find in the odd issue of ‘People’ magazine, including me – is frightfully boring, especially me. And Tom Cruise. Tom and I are alike in only this way.
BERKELEY BREATHEDI happen to think nearly everybody – especially those one might find in the odd issue of ‘People’ magazine, including me – is frightfully boring, especially me. And Tom Cruise. Tom and I are alike in only this way.
More Berkeley Breathed Quotes
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I started as a news photographer at the University Of Texas’ Daily Texan.
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A turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird… a social being… capable of actual affection… nuzzling its young with almost human- like compassion. Anyway, it’s dead and we’re gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family.
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It’s never too late to have a happy childhood.
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A mind is a terrible thing. All this evolution nonsense is making me feel like a complete APE!
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Some of us find our lives abridged even before the paperback comes out.
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Liberal, shmiberal. That should be a new word. Shmiberal: one who is assumed liberal, just because he’s a professional whiner in the newspaper.
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I’d be a Libertarian, if they weren’t all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.
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If you’ll read the subtext for many of those old strips, you’ll find the heart of an old-fashioned Libertarian. And I’d be a Libertarian, if they weren’t all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.
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I don’t get fan mail. It disappeared with the digital revolution.
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He comic page is dying; I didn’t want to go with it.
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The digital world has allowed me a connection with my reader that I’d never had before. I didn’t meet the people who read my material.
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It was a huge challenge to learn digital painting well enough so that computers don’t pop into mind when one sees one.
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Dear Lord, I’ve been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us…
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The universe throws us some obvious little pitches sometimes, and we need to be awake enough not to let them slip by.
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The cartooning was always just an abstraction. It was an income. It was making me famous. It was allowing me to go and do other things that I’d wanted to do.
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