And just as it is with all proper grannies, she ordered me into my pink bunny jammies.
BERKELEY BREATHEDI paint digitally now. A pity, in some ways, as the biggest price one pays is that you no longer have a finished piece of physical art to hang on a wall. I miss that terribly.
More Berkeley Breathed Quotes
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Some of us find our lives abridged even before the paperback comes out.
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I happen to think nearly everybody – especially those one might find in the odd issue of ‘People’ magazine, including me – is frightfully boring, especially me. And Tom Cruise. Tom and I are alike in only this way.
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Doonesbury had the requisite and overwhelming influence in 1980, as it did on any college cartoonist who was paying attention, of course.
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I’d be a Libertarian, if they weren’t all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.
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Harry Potter’ shouldn’t be children’s first experience with suspense and plot turns.
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Irony can elude the genius among us, sometimes.
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Steve Dallas…a frat-boy lawyer who I knew in school. He’s never written me. I suspect he was shot by an annoyed girlfriend, which has saved me many legal fees.
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If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million to do so, I would have.
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The cartooning was always just an abstraction. It was an income. It was making me famous. It was allowing me to go and do other things that I’d wanted to do.
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I knew ‘Mars Needs Moms! ‘ would be a movie seconds after the title came to mind. Similarly, I also knew that my daughter would be calling me a dork as a default term of endearment eventually.
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I will go to my grave in a state of abject endless fascination that we all have the capacity to become emotionally involved with a personality that doesn’t exist.
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I was never asked to join the Editorial Cartoonists Of America. No fraternity would have me in college, either. I think they know something.
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I started as a news photographer at the University Of Texas’ Daily Texan.
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Dear Lord, I’ve been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us…
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It was a huge challenge to learn digital painting well enough so that computers don’t pop into mind when one sees one.
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