Good manners: The noise you don’t make when you’re eating soup.
BENNETT CERFDo I believe in ghosts? Of course I do. So do you. Deep in the souls of the most sophisticated of us is lurking a fear of the supernatural which all the discoveries of scientists cannot eradicate.
More Bennett Cerf Quotes
-
-
The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.
BENNETT CERF -
Fame – anyone who says he doesn’t like it is crazy
BENNETT CERF -
Politicians are like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
BENNETT CERF -
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.
BENNETT CERF -
There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he’s a college professor!
BENNETT CERF -
Most of the things that are supposed to be so objectionable in books are things that every teenager, in the United States, not only knows, but has talked about at length in school, or on the way home from school.
BENNETT CERF -
One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship.
BENNETT CERF -
The fact that we don’t read more books in America can be traced squarely to the fact that we have newspapers that are about a hundred times as big as the newspapers anywhere else.
BENNETT CERF -
I think the right to read, is one of our inherent rights, and I think that people in America today are intelligent enough to decide for themselves what they want to read. Without being told, by self-appointed people, you must not read this, or you cannot read this.
BENNETT CERF -
In a notable family called Stein There were Gertrude, and Ep, and then Ein. Gert’s writing was hazy, Ep’s statues were crazy, And nobody understood Ein.
BENNETT CERF -
Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations.
BENNETT CERF -
For me, a hearty “belly laugh” is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
BENNETT CERF -
Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
BENNETT CERF -
I think it’s become fashionable for the snobbish egghead today to make fun of television. I’ve heard many people, boast, “I would never have a television set in my house,” well, these people are fools.
BENNETT CERF -
Do I believe in ghosts? Of course I do. So do you. Deep in the souls of the most sophisticated of us is lurking a fear of the supernatural which all the discoveries of scientists cannot eradicate.
BENNETT CERF