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For me, a hearty “belly laugh” is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.

Bennett Cerf

There is a mass of people, we might as well admit, who if they weren’t watching television, would be doing absolutely nothing else.
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Else Nothing People Television
Politicians are like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
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Fog Politician Ships
Fame – anyone who says he doesn’t like it is crazy
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Crazy Fame Madness
Do I believe in ghosts? Of course I do. So do you. Deep in the souls of the most sophisticated of us is lurking a fear of the supernatural which all the discoveries of scientists cannot eradicate.
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Believe Discovery Soul
Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought.
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Art Deep Teaching Thought
The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
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Blessed Happiness Laughter
There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he’s a college professor!
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College Teaching Today
Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
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Gross Ignorance Ordinary
Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations.
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Cooking Food Speech
TV’s sameness has destroyed many things, such as the American urge toward independent thought.
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Country Independent Urges
One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship.
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Book Country Matter
For me, a hearty “belly laugh” is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
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Beautiful Laughing Sound
One of the troubles of the day, observes Mr. C.N. Peac, is that once we came upon the little red schoolhouse, whereas now we come upon the little-read school boy.
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Education School Teaching
I don’t stutter when I talk to God. He loves me.
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God Love Shutter
The Atomic Age is here to stay – but are we?
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Age Peace War
In a notable family called Stein There were Gertrude, and Ep, and then Ein. Gert’s writing was hazy, Ep’s statues were crazy, And nobody understood Ein.
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Crazy Poetry Writing

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