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BENNETT CERFGood manners: The noise you don’t make when you’re eating soup.
More Bennett Cerf Quotes
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TV’s sameness has destroyed many things, such as the American urge toward independent thought.
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The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
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Most of the things that are supposed to be so objectionable in books are things that every teenager, in the United States, not only knows, but has talked about at length in school, or on the way home from school.
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The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.
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Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.
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Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
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In a notable family called Stein There were Gertrude, and Ep, and then Ein. Gert’s writing was hazy, Ep’s statues were crazy, And nobody understood Ein.
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Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations.
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The fact that we don’t read more books in America can be traced squarely to the fact that we have newspapers that are about a hundred times as big as the newspapers anywhere else.
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Good manners: The noise you don’t make when you’re eating soup.
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I think the right to read, is one of our inherent rights, and I think that people in America today are intelligent enough to decide for themselves what they want to read. Without being told, by self-appointed people, you must not read this, or you cannot read this.
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Do I believe in ghosts? Of course I do. So do you. Deep in the souls of the most sophisticated of us is lurking a fear of the supernatural which all the discoveries of scientists cannot eradicate.
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Fame – anyone who says he doesn’t like it is crazy
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For me, a hearty “belly laugh” is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
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I think it’s become fashionable for the snobbish egghead today to make fun of television. I’ve heard many people, boast, “I would never have a television set in my house,” well, these people are fools.
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