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Good manners: The noise you don’t make when you’re eating soup.

Bennett Cerf

I think the right to read, is one of our inherent rights, and I think that people in America today are intelligent enough to decide for themselves what they want to read. Without being told, by self-appointed people, you must not read this, or you cannot read this.
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Intelligent Rights Thinking
The Atomic Age is here to stay – but are we?
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Age Peace War
Most of the things that are supposed to be so objectionable in books are things that every teenager, in the United States, not only knows, but has talked about at length in school, or on the way home from school.
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Book Home Teenager
The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
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Blessed Happiness Laughter
Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
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Gross Ignorance Ordinary
I think it’s become fashionable for the snobbish egghead today to make fun of television. I’ve heard many people, boast, “I would never have a television set in my house,” well, these people are fools.
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Fun People Thinking
Good manners: The noise you don’t make when you’re eating soup.
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Cooking Food Soup
There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he’s a college professor!
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College Teaching Today
TV’s sameness has destroyed many things, such as the American urge toward independent thought.
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Country Independent Urges
Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encountering raised eyebrows.
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Football Men Years
The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.
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Detroit Lasts Night
One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship.
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Book Country Matter
The fundamental difference between the mystery story and the ghost story is the fact that a mystery demands a solution for its effectiveness; a ghost story is necessarily unsolvable; the reader must be willing to accept the fact that nothing is proved.
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Differences Effectiveness Ghost Stories
Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought.
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Art Deep Teaching Thought
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.
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Age Birthday Middle
Politicians are like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
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Fog Politician Ships

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