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Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it.

3rd Baron Mancroft, Benjamin Mancroft

After the Democrats shoved the 2700 pages of ObamaCare down our throats – and we did find out how expensive, controlling, and coercive the legislation was – a majority of Americans wanted the Supreme Court to toss it aside as unconstitutional.
BOB BEAUPREZ

Country Majority Obamacare Pages
To imagine that God wants prayers and hymns of praise is to make him out to a sort of oriental potentate; while praying for favours is an attempt to get him to change his allegedly all-wise mind.
BARBARA SMOKER

Hymns Prayer Wise
I’m not going to wallow in self-pity and not live my life. There are always going to be some falls in life for everybody, no matter what career you have. You have to roll with the punches and keep going.
NAOMI CAMPBELL

Career Fall Life Live Myself Yourself
Happiness and joy are inner qualities that can’t be shaken by outer circumstances because they are inherent within the core Self.
MICHAEL BECKWITH

Circumstance Happiness Inheritance Quality
For someone to promise a percentage type cure for this issue, for instance I had someone who said they had experienced a 90 percent permanent.
ALAN CHAMBERS

Cure Experience Instance Issue Ninty Percent Promise Someone Type
Do your squats, eat your vegetables, wear red lipstick, and don’t let boys be mean to you.
KENDALL JENNER

Eat Food Man Right Yourself
Success is never final, but failure can be.
BILL PARCELLS

Positive Sports Success
I didn’t make a film because I wanted a starring role. I made a film because I wanted to tell a story and I wanted to prove that I could direct.
BEN DREW

Direct Film Prove
In our darkest moments, when we sin or are disoriented, we always have an appointment with God.
POPE FRANCIS

Always Appointment Darkness God Hard Time Moments Sin
Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
BILL HICKS

Ass Eating Miracle
I think Pope Francis is a guy who comes from a certain place in the world, and that shapes how he processes things. He’s like a liberation theology guy, but I think that what he’s done is focused the Catholic Church where it should be – on the poor.
BILL O'REILLY

Catholic Guy Thinking
Human development thus far has been fueled and guided by the feeling that things could be, and are probably going to be, better.
BRIAN ENO

Development Feelings Human
No, woman, no cry.
BOB MARLEY

Crying One Liner Woman
A leftist government doesn’t exist because being on the left has nothing to do with governments.
GILLES DELEUZE

Existence Government
Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.
SUN TZU

Defeat Seek Strategy Victory War Warrior Win
We need a hit, so here I go.
JOE DIMAGGIO

Go Here Hot Need
A failure is not always a mistake, it may simply be the best one can do under the circumstances. The real mistake is to stop trying.
B. F. SKINNER

Education Failure Give Up Inspirational Mistake Perseverance Reality Stop Try
I would hope that the staffs at juvenile detention centers and reform schools are carefully chosen so that there is a community of support and hope.
ADAM RAPP

Carefully Community Reform School Staff Support
My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD

Breast Fed Friend Like Me Mover never Only She Told
The real purpose of welfare is to get rid of poor people entirely. Everybody knows welfare has bad effects; that’s the point.
P. J. O'ROURKE

Know People Pont Poor Purpose Real Welfare
The books are to remind us what asses and fools we are.
RAY BRADBURY

Book Fools Poet Writing
It is frequently a misfortune to have very brilliant men in charge of affairs. They expect too much of ordinary men.
THUCYDIDES

Affair Brilliant Charge Expectation Man Misfortune
Most of our fans don’t get to interact with us or know our personalities except through social media.
SIMONE BILES

Fans Internet Ourselves Personality Social Media
People have this picture like I’m sitting up in bed at night with a walkie-talkie. “You hear anything? Oh, let’s run! It’s Virginia today!”…
AL SHARPTON

Country Night People Picture Sit Talkie Walk
You ask any actor – they’ll tell you they’d rather shoot on location because you don’t have to invent the energy, the energy is there.
ADRIAN GRENIER

Actor Ask Energy Invent Location Rather Shoot
Fulfillment, I’m sure, struck her as a rich person’s conceit.
MICHELLE OBAMA

Person Rich Satisfaction
I saw him looking up at her and what she was doing the way the eyes of saints are painted when they are looking up at God when he is doing something remarkable, something that identifies him as God.
BILLY COLLINS

God Looking Remarkable Saint Something