“Men who get on well with women are usually those who know how to get on without them.”

Cricket – a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity.

Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it.

All men are born equal, but quite a few eventually get over it.

There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor.

One of the most graceful of warriors is the robin. I know few prettier sights than two males challenging and curveting about each other upon the grass in early spring. Their attentions to each other are so courteous and restrained.

I’ve known Donald forever, and I know the bad things they say about Donald Trump is not true because I’ve known him as a friend for so long. I’ve seen what he’s done for all types of people.

I don’t know why, it’s the same reason why you like some music and you don’t like others. There’s something about it that you like. Ultimately I don’t find it’s in my best interests to try and analyze it, since it’s fundamentally emotional.

I know how many people call him a racist and all this, and it just makes me sick because he’s not.

I was a basket case, you know? When I got mad, I threw clubs, you know? And if things weren’t going well.

I don’t really know the logistics of a Soundcloud rapper.

I know when it happens. I know it when it happens every time.

All I know is, if you listen to society, you’ll never get anywhere!