Cricket – a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. BENJAMIN MANCROFT, 3RD BARON MANCROFT OrderSpiritualSports
Men who get on well with women are usually those who know how to get on without them. BENJAMIN MANCROFT, 3RD BARON MANCROFT KnowMenWellsWomen
Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it. BENJAMIN MANCROFT, 3RD BARON MANCROFT FunnyLoveMarriage
All men are born equal, but quite a few eventually get over it. BENJAMIN MANCROFT, 3RD BARON MANCROFT BornEqualMen
There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor. BENJAMIN MANCROFT, 3RD BARON MANCROFT LoveSlideThree