I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
NORM MACDONALDAll men are born equal, but quite a few eventually get over it.
More 3rd Baron Mancroft, Benjamin Mancroft Quotes
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I’m trying to make myself let you go before Ms. Mary comes to get you, but you go and shiver at my touch and weaken my resolve to stop holding you.
ABBI GLINES -
I’d got very successful, everyone knew who I was, but I felt very empty.
BOY GEORGE -
Effective prayer is the fruit of a relationship with God, not a technique for acquiring blessings.
D. A. CARSON -
When I’m doing music and I’m on the road, I love it. But once I’m home, it’s very difficult to go back out on the road.
NOEL GALLAGHER -
Transformation can only take place immediately; the revolution is now, not tomorrow.
JIDDU KRISHNAMURTI -
A good parent, a good neighbour, a good citizen, is not good because his specific goals are acceptable, but because his successive goals are ordered to a dependable and socially desirable set of values. (1947)
GORDON ALLPORT -
The impulse to take life strivingly is indestructible in the race.
WILLIAM JAMES -
I’m not a flowerchild or anything like that… whatever it was.
ROBERT PLANT -
It’s hard to nap on Saturday or the weekends.
SCOTT EASTWOOD -
When late morning rolls around and you’re feeling a bit out of sorts, don’t worry; you’re probably just a little eleven o’clockish.
A. A. MILNE -
The temptation is powerful to close our eyes and wait for the worst to pass, but history tells us that for freedom to survive, it must be defended and that if lies are to stop, they must be exposed.
MADELEINE ALBRIGHT -
I just grew the hair on my back. Facial hair just wasn’t appealing to me. I liked it on my back, though.
BOB UECKER -
It wasn’t all in vain, all the lives laid to rest your sacrifice made it possible to keep fighting.
LILIANA ARRATIA ZAMORA -
Beneath the makeup and behind the smile I am just a girl who wishes for the world.
MARILYN MONROE -
A champion of the workingman has never been known to die of overwork.
ROBERT FROST