People who get through life dependent on other people’s possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.
BEN ELTONArtists don’t create society, they reflect it
More Ben Elton Quotes
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The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.
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I’m lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing.
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My advice to anyone adapting a novel is that once they’ve read it and learnt to understand it, then they must throw it away and never look at it again!
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I’m easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to criticism and find it inspiring.
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My parents were secular. I am an atheist.
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If I did things for the money, I’d have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and ‘Police Academy 6,’ which I was asked to write.
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We’ve all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that’s all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it’s just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother.
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I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition – and I have never suffered from it.
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I did not vote Labour because they’ve heard of Oasis and nobody is going to vote Tory because William Hague has got a baseball cap.
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I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.
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The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.
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The worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it.
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Beyond love, beyond unrequited love, perhaps even beyond any other passion known to humanity, deep, deep in the depths of the turgid, clinging, swamplike pit of despair that lies dormant within every soul, lurks JEALOUSY.
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I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.
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You’re mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund
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