Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I’d never used it. I’m 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.
BEN ELTONArtists don’t create society, they reflect it
More Ben Elton Quotes
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I try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but it’s a risk worth running.
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You think I look like a teletubby?
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I see dull people as projects … to be reformed
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I don’t know what people who I’ve never met think about me. Some have written horrible things, some have written nice things – but I’m proud of the fact I’ve remained close to everyone I’ve ever worked with.
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I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition – and I have never suffered from it.
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Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.
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And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.
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I resent the creation of a world in which beauty is a reminder of what we’re losing rather than a celebration of what we have.
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Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it.
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I think it is very difficult to legislate for morality.
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I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.
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We’ve all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that’s all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it’s just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother.
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The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.
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No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.
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I did not vote Labour because they’ve heard of Oasis and nobody is going to vote Tory because William Hague has got a baseball cap.
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