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I’m lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing.

Ben Elton

If I did things for the money, I’d have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and ‘Police Academy 6,’ which I was asked to write.
BEN ELTON

Hot Police Writing
You didn’t wake up, your dreams just changed gear.
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Dream Gears Wake Up
I did not vote Labour because they’ve heard of Oasis and nobody is going to vote Tory because William Hague has got a baseball cap.
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Baseball Oasis Vote
There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.
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Done Made Want
The worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it.
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Century Over Worst
Leaders should never, ever try to look cool – that’s for dictators
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Leader Looks Trying
The appropriation of radical thinking by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster that could cost the earth.
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Hippie Self Thinking
My parents were secular. I am an atheist.
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Atheist Parent Secular
I see dull people as projects … to be reformed
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Dull People Project
If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.
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Love Memorable People
You think I look like a teletubby?
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Looks Thinking
I’m lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing.
BEN ELTON

Being Love Lucky Writing
I’m easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to criticism and find it inspiring.
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Criticism Easy Inspiring
You’re mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund
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Fund Lady Old Pension
I find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous.
BEN ELTON

Facts Giving Kind
I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.
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Half Mother Race

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