Albert Einstein on humour
“Women always worry about things that men forget; men always worry about things women remember.”
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We dance for laughter, we dance for tears, we dance for madness, we dance for fears, we dance for hopes, we dance for screams, we are the dancers, we create the dreams.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein Genius is 1% talent and 99% percent hard work.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life’s coming attractions.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein The woman who follows the crowd will usually go no further than the crowd. The woman who walks alone is likely to find herself in places no one has ever been before.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein I never think of the future – it comes soon enough.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion that stands at the cradle of true art and true science.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein Play is the highest form of research.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein The world as we have created it is a process of our thinking. It cannot be changed without changing our thinking.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein Everything that exists in your life, does so because of two things: something you did or something you didn’t do.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein I must be willing to give up what I am in order to become what I will be.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein
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What is in your heart & mind can come to reality. Believe it into existence.
Lisa RoseLisa Rose If your drive, direction, and destiny are bigger than your current environment, build your own damn environment.
Elizabeth LeahElizabeth Leah The dark is what makes the dawn breathtaking.
Shelby CaudleShelby Caudle There’s a weight to it, this missing you.
Blake AudenBlake Auden Caring for yourself is a journey, and it doesn’t start and end on the people’s judgment.
Sania AbbasSania Abbas Self-care is choosing to choose yourself over anyone else.
Claire VinsonClaire Vinson Sunflowers adapt to let the light reach them and I’m learning to do the same.
Sabina LauraSabina Laura Fear not, he beckoned them, the proof is there within. Do not look for Him inside, that is not where He abides.
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Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.
Ernest HemingwayErnest Hemingway Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate.
Carl JungCarl Jung Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
George Bernard ShawGeorge Bernard Shaw Don’t interrupt me while I’m interrupting.
Winston ChurchillWinston Churchill
