If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
ALAN KOOI SIMPSONHe’s a million rubber bands in his resilience.
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An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.
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Nonetheless, GAO’s conclusion that employer sanctions had somehow caused employment discrimination was contradicted by GAO’s own Chief of Methodology, who criticized the GAO report.
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The debate takes on tinges of racism, emotion.
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I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I’m an Alan Simpson Republican.
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There are three days that are really slow for restaurants – Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.
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I think it is embarrassing to all of us who truly know the mission of the Refugee Act.
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Here is what she said, ‘I believe the truth is that we have no strong causal link between IRCA and discrimination.
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A society like ours, which professes no one religion and has allowed all religions to decay, which indulges freedom to the point of license and individualism to the point of anarchy, needs all the support that responsible, cultivated homes can furnish. I hope your generation will provide a firmer shelter for civilized standards.
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And in [my] view it is just as likely that the discrimination we found has always been there, or that it is spurious, as that IRCA has caused it.’
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We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
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Now it’s just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, ‘What are you doing for your country?’ you sit figuring out how to screw the other side.
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He’s a million rubber bands in his resilience.
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Every time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we’re a nation of immigrants and all of that.
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Let us stop skewing the whole process by taking some folks who are not truly refugees in order simply to meet our foreign policy needs or domestic policy demands.
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There is no “slippery slope” toward loss of liberty, only a long staircase where each step down must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.
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