I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I’m an Alan Simpson Republican.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSONAnd I have come to realize that “gay” is an artificial category when it comes to measuring a man or woman’s on-the-job performance or commitment to shared goals.
More Alan Kooi Simpson Quotes
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People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal.
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So let us take our fair share of the true refugees and act responsible as a government in providing for their necessary expenses.
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The word liberal distinguishes whatever nourishes the mind and spirit from the training which is merely practical or professional or from the trivialities which are no training at all.
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A society like ours, which professes no one religion and has allowed all religions to decay, which indulges freedom to the point of license and individualism to the point of anarchy, needs all the support that responsible, cultivated homes can furnish. I hope your generation will provide a firmer shelter for civilized standards.
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The debate takes on tinges of racism, emotion.
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We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
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Every time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we’re a nation of immigrants and all of that.
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I think it is embarrassing to all of us who truly know the mission of the Refugee Act.
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They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
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Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.
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I consider abortion to be a deeply personal and intimate issue for women and I don’t believe male legislators should even vote on the issue.
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If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don’t have integrity, nothing else matters.
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If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
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He’s a million rubber bands in his resilience.
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There has to be a better way to meet those needs and demands than we are doing now.
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