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An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.

Alan Kooi Simpson

In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.
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Boob Business Church Congress Country Fifteen Lightweight People Percent Screwball Unpleasant
An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.
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Against Educate Himself Inoculate Page Speech Style
Reagan didn’t put anything off the table, if he felt it was for the good of the American people to tweak the tax system.
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Anything Country Felt System Table Tax Tweak
I consider abortion to be a deeply personal and intimate issue for women and I don’t believe male legislators should even vote on the issue.
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Abortion Consider Deeply Intimate Issue Personal Women
There is no “slippery slope” toward loss of liberty, only a long staircase where each step down must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.
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Liberty Loss Slippery Slope Toward
If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
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Confess Enough Eventually Statistic Truth Virtue
People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal.
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Cook Eat Home Meal People Stay Tend
And in [my] view it is just as likely that the discrimination we found has always been there, or that it is spurious, as that IRCA has caused it.’
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Always Cause Discrimination Found Like Spurious View
There are three days that are really slow for restaurants – Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.
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Christmas Day Easter Really Restaurant Show Thanksgiving Three
If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don’t have integrity, nothing else matters.
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Honesty Integrity Matter Nothing
And I have come to realize that “gay” is an artificial category when it comes to measuring a man or woman’s on-the-job performance or commitment to shared goals.
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Artificial Category Come Commitment Goal Job Man Measure Performance Realize Share Woman
Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full education from a half empty one are contained in that word.
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Education Liberal Mature
It doesn’t matter is you call it ‘Obama-care’ or ‘Elvis Presley care’ or ‘I-don’t-care care.’ It cannot sustain itself in its present form.
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Call Care Itself Matter Present Sustain
They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
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Backward Cap Dog Listen Man Pant Snoopy Walk
Every time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we’re a nation of immigrants and all of that.
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Control Effective Immigrant Nation Somebody Start Talk Throw Wise
Now it’s just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, ‘What are you doing for your country?’ you sit figuring out how to screw the other side.
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Country Do Down Elbow Figure Have Instead Just Now Out Say Sharp Side Sit

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