In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSONAn educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.
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I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I’m an Alan Simpson Republican.
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There is no “slippery slope” toward loss of liberty, only a long staircase where each step down must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.
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If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
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An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.
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We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
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Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.
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It doesn’t matter is you call it ‘Obama-care’ or ‘Elvis Presley care’ or ‘I-don’t-care care.’ It cannot sustain itself in its present form.
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He’s a million rubber bands in his resilience.
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Reagan didn’t put anything off the table, if he felt it was for the good of the American people to tweak the tax system.
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It says little about the person. Our differences and prejudices pale next to our historic challenge.
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There are three days that are really slow for restaurants – Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.
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And I have come to realize that “gay” is an artificial category when it comes to measuring a man or woman’s on-the-job performance or commitment to shared goals.
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They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
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A society like ours, which professes no one religion and has allowed all religions to decay, which indulges freedom to the point of license and individualism to the point of anarchy, needs all the support that responsible, cultivated homes can furnish. I hope your generation will provide a firmer shelter for civilized standards.
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Now it’s just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, ‘What are you doing for your country?’ you sit figuring out how to screw the other side.
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