In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSONGrandchildren now don’t write a thank you for the Christmas presents.
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Nonetheless, GAO’s conclusion that employer sanctions had somehow caused employment discrimination was contradicted by GAO’s own Chief of Methodology, who criticized the GAO report.
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He’s a million rubber bands in his resilience.
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And I have come to realize that “gay” is an artificial category when it comes to measuring a man or woman’s on-the-job performance or commitment to shared goals.
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An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.
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If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
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It says little about the person. Our differences and prejudices pale next to our historic challenge.
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It doesn’t matter is you call it ‘Obama-care’ or ‘Elvis Presley care’ or ‘I-don’t-care care.’ It cannot sustain itself in its present form.
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Every time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we’re a nation of immigrants and all of that.
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There are three days that are really slow for restaurants – Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.
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We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
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I think it is embarrassing to all of us who truly know the mission of the Refugee Act.
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There has to be a better way to meet those needs and demands than we are doing now.
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Let us stop skewing the whole process by taking some folks who are not truly refugees in order simply to meet our foreign policy needs or domestic policy demands.
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Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.
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I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I’m an Alan Simpson Republican.
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