Now it’s just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, ‘What are you doing for your country?’ you sit figuring out how to screw the other side.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSONThere are three days that are really slow for restaurants – Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.
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And I have come to realize that “gay” is an artificial category when it comes to measuring a man or woman’s on-the-job performance or commitment to shared goals.
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In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.
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If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
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I think it is embarrassing to all of us who truly know the mission of the Refugee Act.
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I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I’m an Alan Simpson Republican.
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Reagan didn’t put anything off the table, if he felt it was for the good of the American people to tweak the tax system.
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We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
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They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
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Let us stop skewing the whole process by taking some folks who are not truly refugees in order simply to meet our foreign policy needs or domestic policy demands.
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So let us take our fair share of the true refugees and act responsible as a government in providing for their necessary expenses.
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He’s a million rubber bands in his resilience.
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Every time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we’re a nation of immigrants and all of that.
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People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal.
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There are three days that are really slow for restaurants – Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.
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It says little about the person. Our differences and prejudices pale next to our historic challenge.
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