They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSONThere are three days that are really slow for restaurants – Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.
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I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I’m an Alan Simpson Republican.
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And I have come to realize that “gay” is an artificial category when it comes to measuring a man or woman’s on-the-job performance or commitment to shared goals.
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It doesn’t matter is you call it ‘Obama-care’ or ‘Elvis Presley care’ or ‘I-don’t-care care.’ It cannot sustain itself in its present form.
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Nonetheless, GAO’s conclusion that employer sanctions had somehow caused employment discrimination was contradicted by GAO’s own Chief of Methodology, who criticized the GAO report.
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There is no “slippery slope” toward loss of liberty, only a long staircase where each step down must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.
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I have had the rich satisfaction of knowing and working with many openly gay and lesbian Americans.
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Every time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we’re a nation of immigrants and all of that.
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It says little about the person. Our differences and prejudices pale next to our historic challenge.
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In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.
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The debate takes on tinges of racism, emotion.
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If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
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We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
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Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.
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So let us take our fair share of the true refugees and act responsible as a government in providing for their necessary expenses.
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Here is what she said, ‘I believe the truth is that we have no strong causal link between IRCA and discrimination.
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