Now it’s just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, ‘What are you doing for your country?’ you sit figuring out how to screw the other side.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSONThere are three days that are really slow for restaurants – Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.
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Nonetheless, GAO’s conclusion that employer sanctions had somehow caused employment discrimination was contradicted by GAO’s own Chief of Methodology, who criticized the GAO report.
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We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
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The word liberal distinguishes whatever nourishes the mind and spirit from the training which is merely practical or professional or from the trivialities which are no training at all.
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He’s a million rubber bands in his resilience.
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I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I’m an Alan Simpson Republican.
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Let us stop skewing the whole process by taking some folks who are not truly refugees in order simply to meet our foreign policy needs or domestic policy demands.
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The debate takes on tinges of racism, emotion.
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If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don’t have integrity, nothing else matters.
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Every time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we’re a nation of immigrants and all of that.
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There has to be a better way to meet those needs and demands than we are doing now.
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I have had the rich satisfaction of knowing and working with many openly gay and lesbian Americans.
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There is no “slippery slope” toward loss of liberty, only a long staircase where each step down must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.
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In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.
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They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
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Here is what she said, ‘I believe the truth is that we have no strong causal link between IRCA and discrimination.
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