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Nonetheless, GAO’s conclusion that employer sanctions had somehow caused employment discrimination was contradicted by GAO’s own Chief of Methodology, who criticized the GAO report.

Alan Kooi Simpson

Let us stop skewing the whole process by taking some folks who are not truly refugees in order simply to meet our foreign policy needs or domestic policy demands.
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Demand Domestic Meet Need Police Process Process Folk Refugee Simply Skew Whole
Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.
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heavy High Humility Road Traffic Travel Trouble
And I have come to realize that “gay” is an artificial category when it comes to measuring a man or woman’s on-the-job performance or commitment to shared goals.
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Artificial Category Come Commitment Goal Job Man Measure Performance Realize Share Woman
An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.
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Against Educate Himself Inoculate Page Speech Style
Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full education from a half empty one are contained in that word.
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Education Liberal Mature
He’s a million rubber bands in his resilience.
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Band Million Resilience Rubber
People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal.
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Cook Eat Home Meal People Stay Tend
Now it’s just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, ‘What are you doing for your country?’ you sit figuring out how to screw the other side.
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Country Do Down Elbow Figure Have Instead Just Now Out Say Sharp Side Sit
There are three days that are really slow for restaurants – Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.
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Christmas Day Easter Really Restaurant Show Thanksgiving Three
There is no “slippery slope” toward loss of liberty, only a long staircase where each step down must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.
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Liberty Loss Slippery Slope Toward
The word liberal distinguishes whatever nourishes the mind and spirit from the training which is merely practical or professional or from the trivialities which are no training at all.
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Distinguish Liberal Merely Mind Nourish Practical Spirit Training Triviality Word
In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.
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Boob Business Church Congress Country Fifteen Lightweight People Percent Screwball Unpleasant
I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I’m an Alan Simpson Republican.
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Again Forward Look People Republican
If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
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Confess Enough Eventually Statistic Truth Virtue
They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
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Backward Cap Dog Listen Man Pant Snoopy Walk
And in [my] view it is just as likely that the discrimination we found has always been there, or that it is spurious, as that IRCA has caused it.’
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Always Cause Discrimination Found Like Spurious View

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