Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
ALAN JAY LERNERThere even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
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It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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On a clear day, how it will astound you That the glow of your feelings outshines every star.
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England still will be here without you.
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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