Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
ALAN JAY LERNEROn a clear day, how it will astound you That the glow of your feelings outshines every star.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
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You will follow every mountain, sea and shore, You will see from far and near a world you’ve never seen before.
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Stay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
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Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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There’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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Men die but an idea does not.
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The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
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We used to say that inside Cecil Beaton there was another Cecil Beaton sending out lots of little Cecils into the world. One did the sets, another did the costumes.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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