The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
ALAN JAY LERNEROn a clear day, rise and look around you, and you’ll see who you are.
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There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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There’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.
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On a clear day, rise and look around you, and you’ll see who you are.
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Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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Don’t let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.
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You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
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I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
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You write a hit the same way you write a flop.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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