All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
ALAN JAY LERNERAll to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
ALAN JAY LERNERDon’t let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.
ALAN JAY LERNERA schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
ALAN JAY LERNERWhy can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
ALAN JAY LERNERWhy can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
ALAN JAY LERNERI could have danced all night!
ALAN JAY LERNERThe female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
ALAN JAY LERNERMud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
ALAN JAY LERNERYou see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
ALAN JAY LERNERCoughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
ALAN JAY LERNERWhy can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
ALAN JAY LERNERBack home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
ALAN JAY LERNERPleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
ALAN JAY LERNERI could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
ALAN JAY LERNERThe winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
ALAN JAY LERNERIf you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
ALAN JAY LERNER