Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
ALAN JAY LERNERIt’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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A third took the photographs. Another put the sketches in an exhibition, then into magazines, then in a book.
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Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
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On a clear day, rise and look around you, and you’ll see who you are.
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On a clear day, how it will astound you That the glow of your feelings outshines every star.
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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Men die but an idea does not.
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
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There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
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I could have danced all night!
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The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
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