The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
ALAN JAY LERNERAll to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
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Don’t let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.
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All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
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There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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I could have danced all night!
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
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Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?
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On a clear day, how it will astound you That the glow of your feelings outshines every star.
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