Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
ALAN JAY LERNERAll to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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England still will be here without you.
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Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother.
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Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
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There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
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On a clear day, on a clear day, you can see forever, and ever, and ever more.
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We used to say that inside Cecil Beaton there was another Cecil Beaton sending out lots of little Cecils into the world. One did the sets, another did the costumes.
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