Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
ALAN JAY LERNERAll to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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Stay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
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Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother.
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I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
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On a clear day, on a clear day, you can see forever, and ever, and ever more.
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Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
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The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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There’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.
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On a clear day, rise and look around you, and you’ll see who you are.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
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