It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
ALAN JAY LERNEREternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
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There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
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Men die but an idea does not.
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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On a clear day, rise and look around you, and you’ll see who you are.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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Lots of cosy sky That God and I can share. I need air. I need air.
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Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother.
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Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?
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On a clear day, how it will astound you That the glow of your feelings outshines every star.
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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Stay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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There’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.
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