Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
ALAN JAY LERNERCoughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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Men die but an idea does not.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
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Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?
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Stay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
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I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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England still will be here without you.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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On a clear day, how it will astound you That the glow of your feelings outshines every star.
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There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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Don’t let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.
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Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
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