The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
ALAN JAY LERNERCoughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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I could have danced all night!
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You write a hit the same way you write a flop.
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On a clear day, on a clear day, you can see forever, and ever, and ever more.
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Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother.
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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We used to say that inside Cecil Beaton there was another Cecil Beaton sending out lots of little Cecils into the world. One did the sets, another did the costumes.
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Don’t let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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On a clear day, how it will astound you That the glow of your feelings outshines every star.
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Men die but an idea does not.
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There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
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