The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
ALAN JAY LERNERCoughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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On a clear day, rise and look around you, and you’ll see who you are.
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?
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By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
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There’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.
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Lots of cosy sky That God and I can share. I need air. I need air.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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