It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
ALAN JAY LERNERCoughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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England still will be here without you.
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On a clear day, on a clear day, you can see forever, and ever, and ever more.
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There’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother.
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Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?
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For a painter, the Mecca of the world for study, for inspiration, and for living is here on this star called Paris.
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I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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On a clear day, rise and look around you, and you’ll see who you are.
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
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A third took the photographs. Another put the sketches in an exhibition, then into magazines, then in a book.
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
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