Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
ALAN JAY LERNEROn a clear day, on a clear day, you can see forever, and ever, and ever more.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
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England still will be here without you.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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On a clear day, on a clear day, you can see forever, and ever, and ever more.
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
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Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
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All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
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A third took the photographs. Another put the sketches in an exhibition, then into magazines, then in a book.
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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You write a hit the same way you write a flop.
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You will follow every mountain, sea and shore, You will see from far and near a world you’ve never seen before.
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