“The real two-party system in America is the Meanies and the Weenies.”

That’s really wrong. Many of the libertarians are physicists, and many of the Tea Party people don’t bathe. There’s really not much in common there!

U.S. military action in Iraq: It sure didn’t work out well last time.

The Meanies want to take away your benefits, and the Weenies want to compromise with them.

The Republican health care plan: don’t get sick.

if you get sick, America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly.

This is what the Republicans want you to do. If you get sick America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly!

The people see that Wall Street is running our economic policy.

But by the way, when he was done speaking, did he just then turn into a bat and fly away?

The time for common-sense immigration reform is now,

Don’t get sick, and if you do get sick, die quickly.

That big oil is running our energy policy and the military industrial complex is determining our foreign policy.

The Republicans have a back up plan in case you do get sick …

Republicans want you to die quickly if you get sick.

By the way, I have trouble listening to what [Cheney] says sometimes because of the blood that drips from his teeth while he’s talking, but my response is this.

I think that the voters should choose the elected officials, not the elected officials choose the voters.

Many people, improperly, lump together libertarians and the Tea Parties.

Even the most real niggas can be put in situations that are more real than them.

If your heart was as big as your mouth you’d be real.

Mental health or existential wealth? Is the sacrifice worth the reward? Don’t sell your soul for fools gold, The real riches you must move toward.

Don’t be a slave to modern vices, Chasing false merit, distraction untoward. Take time for yourself, to be alone with your thoughts. Imagination the real reward.

You can put truth in a different book, but it’s still real. It’s still the truth.

I have been to places and left my heart in few. None of them felt real, none of them felt like you.

Sometimes we make the wrong choice, somewhere we deceive ourselves in matters of relationships, creating illusions, we are driven by something real.

Freedom of mind is the real freedom.