“The time for common-sense immigration reform is now,”

That’s really wrong. Many of the libertarians are physicists, and many of the Tea Party people don’t bathe. There’s really not much in common there!

U.S. military action in Iraq: It sure didn’t work out well last time.

The Meanies want to take away your benefits, and the Weenies want to compromise with them.

The Republican health care plan: don’t get sick.

if you get sick, America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly.

This is what the Republicans want you to do. If you get sick America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly!

The people see that Wall Street is running our economic policy.

The real two-party system in America is the Meanies and the Weenies.

But by the way, when he was done speaking, did he just then turn into a bat and fly away?

Don’t get sick, and if you do get sick, die quickly.

That big oil is running our energy policy and the military industrial complex is determining our foreign policy.

The Republicans have a back up plan in case you do get sick …

Republicans want you to die quickly if you get sick.

By the way, I have trouble listening to what [Cheney] says sometimes because of the blood that drips from his teeth while he’s talking, but my response is this.

I think that the voters should choose the elected officials, not the elected officials choose the voters.

Many people, improperly, lump together libertarians and the Tea Parties.