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He’s just angry because the president doesn’t shoot old men in the face.
Alan GraysonAlan Grayson Let’s not make that mistake again.
Alan GraysonAlan Grayson Grayson said in a news release. “We must set forth a straightforward route to citizenship for the undocumented immigrants who already live in our communities, work for our businesses and want to give back to the country that they call home.
Alan GraysonAlan Grayson That’s really wrong. Many of the libertarians are physicists, and many of the Tea Party people don’t bathe. There’s really not much in common there!
Alan GraysonAlan Grayson U.S. military action in Iraq: It sure didn’t work out well last time.
Alan GraysonAlan Grayson The Meanies want to take away your benefits, and the Weenies want to compromise with them.
Alan GraysonAlan Grayson The Republican health care plan: don’t get sick.
Alan GraysonAlan Grayson if you get sick, America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly.
Alan GraysonAlan Grayson This is what the Republicans want you to do. If you get sick America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly!
Alan GraysonAlan Grayson The people see that Wall Street is running our economic policy.
Alan GraysonAlan Grayson The real two-party system in America is the Meanies and the Weenies.
Alan GraysonAlan Grayson The time for common-sense immigration reform is now,
Alan GraysonAlan Grayson Don’t get sick, and if you do get sick, die quickly.
Alan GraysonAlan Grayson That big oil is running our energy policy and the military industrial complex is determining our foreign policy.
Alan GraysonAlan Grayson The Republicans have a back up plan in case you do get sick …
Alan GraysonAlan Grayson Republicans want you to die quickly if you get sick.
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Don’t compare her to sunshine and roses when she’s clearly orchids and moonlight.
Melody LeeMelody Lee Oh moonlight, continue to shine on me. As you light up the sky, maybe some peace will come to me.
ShamaShama Stop counting the reasons why they should be loved and start counting the many reasons why you are the one who is worth loving.
Ayaka HaseAyaka Hase Sure, there are oceans and seas and magnificent things – but none of them are you.
L.T. PhoenixL.T. Phoenix I wish you the wildest of dreams.
Kate WestKate West The way you look at me, The way you make me feel whole, The way you make me feel safe, thats poetry to me.
Barbara GianquittoBarbara Gianquitto You cannot leave and have me too I cannot exist in two places at once-when you ask if we can still be friends.
Rupi KaurRupi Kaur Live to be happy not to impress.
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