Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they’ve told you what you think it is you want to hear.
ALAN CORENEnglish Bohemianism is a curiously unluscious fruit.
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Having lost the last war, they are currently enjoying a “Wirtschaftswunder,” which can be briefly translated as “The best way to own a Mercedes is to build one.”
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Kumquats ripen, open and plop flatly to the floor-and outside, in a neat, trimly-hoed kitchen-garden.
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A humorist tells himself every morning, “I hope it’s going to be a rough day.” When things are going well, it’s much harder to make the right jokes.
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English Bohemianism is a curiously unluscious fruit.
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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.
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Strictly speaking, the land does not exist; it is merely dehydrated sea.
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The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it.
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I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
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It is a magic carpet under which everything has been swept.
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Being a personality is not the same thing as having a personality.
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To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life.
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Malta is the only country in the world where the local delicacy is the bread.
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Inside this hothouse, huge lascivious orchids slide sensuously up the sweating windows, passion-flowers cross-pollinate in wild heliotrope abandon, lotuses writhe with poppies in the sweet warm beds.
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The word “souvenir” has, of course, slightly extended itself in meaning until it now denotes almost anything either breakable or useless.
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Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come.
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