Why they emigrated is not exactly clear, but many scholars believe it was because they saw the way Sweden was going, i.e. neutral.
ALAN CORENWhy they emigrated is not exactly clear, but many scholars believe it was because they saw the way Sweden was going, i.e. neutral.
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The word “souvenir” has, of course, slightly extended itself in meaning until it now denotes almost anything either breakable or useless.
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Strictly speaking, the land does not exist; it is merely dehydrated sea.
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Being a personality is not the same thing as having a personality.
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A humorist tells himself every morning, “I hope it’s going to be a rough day.” When things are going well, it’s much harder to make the right jokes.
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Inside this hothouse, huge lascivious orchids slide sensuously up the sweating windows, passion-flowers cross-pollinate in wild heliotrope abandon, lotuses writhe with poppies in the sweet warm beds.
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All I know of birds to this date is that sparrows are the ones that are not pigeons.
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Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come.
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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.
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Malta is the only country in the world where the local delicacy is the bread.
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But even today, ninety per cent of the items covered by the word are forgettable objects in which cigarettes can be left to go stale.
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English Bohemianism is a curiously unluscious fruit.
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It is a magic carpet under which everything has been swept.
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10.30 Newsnight: What Are The Chances Of World War Three Breaking Out After You Have Gone To Bed?
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To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life.
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Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren’t called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call shepherds?)
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