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To play Trivial Pursuit with a life like mine could be said to be a form of homeopathy.
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You don’t put your life into your books, you find it there.
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One of the hardest things for boys to learn is that a teacher is human.
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Culminating with a man in a white coat saying to one kindly, “And now can you tell me the name of the Prime Minister?”
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We still don’t like to admit the war was even partly our fault because so many of our people died.
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The longer I practise medicine, the more convinced I am there are only two types of cases: those that involve taking the trousers off and those that don’t.
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If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.
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At the drabber moments of my life (swilling some excrement from the steps, for instance, or rooting with a bent coat-hanger down a blocked sink) thoughts occur like.
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I have never understood disliking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.
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So, half a dozen of us tried – not all of us in history – and we all eventually got in. So, to that extent, it [The History Boys] comes out of my own experience.
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Nor did they seem to think one had done them a kindness by reading their writings. Rather they had done one the kindness by writing them.
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But most men regard their life as a poem that women threaten.
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Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
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It was the kind of library he had only read about in books.
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The trouble is, as soon as you’ve chosen somebody it obscures anybody else you might have thought of.
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Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.
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