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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.

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My experience came before most of you were born.
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Never read the Bible as if it means something. Or at any rate don’t try and mean it. Nor prayers.
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Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.
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The trouble is, as soon as you’ve chosen somebody it obscures anybody else you might have thought of.
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