I’m not “happy” but I’m not unhappy about it.
ALAN BENNETTOnce I start a book I finish it. That was the way one was brought up.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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But then books, as I’m sure you know, seldom prompt a course of action.
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Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin
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I think the writer’s quite low down in the hierarchy really. But the fact that they took the piss out of Nicholas [Hynter] who, besides being the director, is also director of the National Theatre is, I’d have thought, slightly more risky.
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I’m for the freedom of expression, given that it will be under strict control.
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Far from wanting time to pass, one just wishes one had more of it. If one wanted to pass the time one could go to New Zealand.
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Books are not about passing the time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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But the headmaster happened to have been to Cambridge and decided to try and push some of us towards Oxford and Cambridge.
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
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The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
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If I am doing nothing, I like to be doing nothing to some purpose. That is what leisure means.
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The nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
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So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
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I dont know whether you’ve ever looked into a miner’s eyes for any length of time, that is. Because it is the loveliest blue you’ve ever seen.
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Of course my standards are out of date! That’s why they’re called standards.
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Philip Larkin used to cheer himself up by looking in the mirror and saying the line from Rebecca, ‘I am Mrs de Winter now!
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