One recipe for happiness is to have to sense of entitlement.’ To this she added a star and noted at the bottom of the page: ‘This is not a lesson I have ever been in a position to learn.
ALAN BENNETT…she felt about reading what some writers felt about writing: that it was impossible not to do it and that at this late stage of her life she had been chosen to read as others were chosen to write.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Illogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
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The best moments in reading are when you come across something – a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things – which you had thought special and particular to you.
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The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
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We still don’t like to admit the war was even partly our fault because so many of our people died.
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At the drabber moments of my life (swilling some excrement from the steps, for instance, or rooting with a bent coat-hanger down a blocked sink) thoughts occur like.
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A photograph on every mantlepiece. And all this mourning has veiled the truth. It’s not so much lest we forget, as lest we remember.
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Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?
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If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.
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But most men regard their life as a poem that women threaten.
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God doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
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Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception.
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The nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
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Kafka could never have written as he did had he lived in a house.
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The longer I practise medicine, the more convinced I am there are only two types of cases: those that involve taking the trousers off and those that don’t.
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In the way of circumstances and background to transcend I had everything an artist could possibly want. It was practically a blueprint.
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