Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
ALAN BENNETTReading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting. Briefing closes down a subject, reading opens it up.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Art comes out of art; it begins with imitation, often in the form of parody, and it’s in the process of imitating the voice of others that one comes to learn the sound of one’s own.
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A composite too are the neighbours, Pauline and Rufus, though I have made Rufus a publisher in remembrance of my neighbour, the late Colin Haycraft, the proprietor of Duckworth’s.
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One reads for pleasure…it is not a public duty.
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I’m for the freedom of expression, given that it will be under strict control.
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I turned down a knighthood. It would be like having to wear a suit every day of your life.
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I have never understood disliking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.
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Culminating with a man in a white coat saying to one kindly, “And now can you tell me the name of the Prime Minister?”
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Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting.
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I saw someone peeing in Jermym Street the other day. I thought, is this the end of civilization as we know it? Or is it simply someone peeing in Jermyn Street?
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One recipe for happiness is to have to sense of entitlement.’ To this she added a star and noted at the bottom of the page: ‘This is not a lesson I have ever been in a position to learn.
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If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.
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The Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam’s scheme of things. “The thing is,” I said finally, “he won the Nobel Prize.” “Well,” she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, “I’m not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat.”
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A book, as it were, closes the book.
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I’ve never seen the point of the sea, except where it meets the land. The shore has a point. The sea has none.
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