Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.
ALAN BENNETTReading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting. Briefing closes down a subject, reading opens it up.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Of course my standards are out of date! That’s why they’re called standards.
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Clichés can be quite fun. That’s how they got to be clichés.
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I have never understood disliking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.
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There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world.
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Books are not about passing the time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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[B]riefing is not reading. In fact it is the antithesis of reading. Briefing is terse, factual and to the point.
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[talking about the Holocaust] ‘But to put something in context is a step towards saying it can be understood and that it can be explained.
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So, half a dozen of us tried – not all of us in history – and we all eventually got in. So, to that extent, it [The History Boys] comes out of my own experience.
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In the way of circumstances and background to transcend I had everything an artist could possibly want. It was practically a blueprint.
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The longer I practise medicine, the more convinced I am there are only two types of cases: those that involve taking the trousers off and those that don’t.
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Why do we not care to acknowledge them? The cattle, the body count.
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Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key.
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To play Trivial Pursuit with a life like mine could be said to be a form of homeopathy.
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I tried to explain to her the significance of the great poet, but without much success,
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History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.
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