Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?
ALAN BENNETTWe have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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I suppose I’m the only person who remembers one of the most exciting of his ballets-it’s the fruit of an unlikely collaboration between Nijinsky on the one hand and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle on the other.
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To begin with, it’s true, she read with trepidation and some unease.
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I think perhaps that’s why I live in Ibiza, because the blue of the Mediterranean, you see, reminds me of the blue of the eyes of those Doncaster miners.
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Some local boys come in and there is a bit of chat between them and the fish-fryer about whether the kestrel under the counter is for sale.
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History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.
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The thing I think about is that once you’ve done it, you then start to think about what you’re going to do next.
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Only when I mention it to W. does he explain Kestrel is now a lager. I imagine the future is going to contain an increasing number of incidents like this.
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The sheer endlessness of books outfaced her and she had no idea how to go on; there was no system to her reading, with one book leading to another, and often she had two or three on the go at the same time.
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I had no idea of who could play it, no notion really. Then Richard came to see us but I don’t think it was decided at that meeting.
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My experience came before most of you were born.
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No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
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Of course they’re out of date. Standards are always out of date. That is what makes them standards.
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One of the hardest things for a teacher to learn is not to try and tell them.
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Culminating with a man in a white coat saying to one kindly, “And now can you tell me the name of the Prime Minister?”
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It [Cambridge] wasn’t a holy grail in the sense that I’d never been to Cambridge.
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