That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
ALAN BENNETTBooks, bread and butter, mashed potato – one finishes what’s on one’s plate. That’s always been my philosophy.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
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But then, when I did go, the contrast between Leeds, which was very black and sooty in those days, and Cambridge, which seemed like something out of a fairystory, in the grip of a hard frost, was just wonderful.
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Definition of a classic: a book everyone is assumed to have read and often thinks they have.
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Art comes out of art; it begins with imitation, often in the form of parody, and it’s in the process of imitating the voice of others that one comes to learn the sound of one’s own.
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It [Cambridge] wasn’t a holy grail in the sense that I’d never been to Cambridge.
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I’ve never forgotten that experience. But I had nobody at school that was either like Hector or Irwin.
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We still don’t like to admit the war was even partly our fault because so many of our people died.
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The nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
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Why do we not care to acknowledge them? The cattle, the body count.
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I bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’
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Artists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all.
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So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
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It’s the one species I wouldn’t mind seeing vanish from the face of the earth.
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I’m all in favour of free expression provided it’s kept rigidly under control.
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Because you should realise the Cenotaph and the Last Post and all that stuff is concerned, there’s no better way of forgetting something than by commemorating it.
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