However bad the weather, Dad never drove to church because Mam thought the sacrament might make him incapable on the return journey.
ALAN BENNETTIt’s the one species I wouldn’t mind seeing vanish from the face of the earth.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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I dont know whether you’ve ever looked into a miner’s eyes for any length of time, that is. Because it is the loveliest blue you’ve ever seen.
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Above literature?’ said the Queen. ‘Who is above literature? You might as well say one was above humanity.
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I’m not “happy” but I’m not unhappy about it.
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That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
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We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn’t obey the rules.
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Put him in a nice detached villa and he’d never have written a word.
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So, half a dozen of us tried – not all of us in history – and we all eventually got in. So, to that extent, it [The History Boys] comes out of my own experience.
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Knowing as their own dusk falls that they will only be remembered for remembering someone else.
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No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
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Artists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all.
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Polly: Education with socialists, it’s like sex, all right as long as you don’t have to pay for it.
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Books generally just confirm you in what you have, perhaps unwittingly, decided to do already.
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Nor did they seem to think one had done them a kindness by reading their writings. Rather they had done one the kindness by writing them.
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The days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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I think the writer’s quite low down in the hierarchy really. But the fact that they took the piss out of Nicholas [Hynter] who, besides being the director, is also director of the National Theatre is, I’d have thought, slightly more risky.
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