Clichés can be quite fun. That’s how they got to be clichés.
ALAN BENNETTBut most men regard their life as a poem that women threaten.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
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A composite too are the neighbours, Pauline and Rufus, though I have made Rufus a publisher in remembrance of my neighbour, the late Colin Haycraft, the proprietor of Duckworth’s.
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You must take people as they come. Remember, too that though you will generally know more about the condition than the patient, it is the patient who has the condition and this if nothing else bestows on him or her a kind of wisdom.
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If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.
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The liturgy is best treated and read as if it’s someone announcing the departure of trains.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting. Briefing closes down a subject, reading opens it up.
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If I am doing nothing, I like to be doing nothing to some purpose. That is what leisure means.
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It’s much easier to follow something that’s not been as successful as this.
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The Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam’s scheme of things. “The thing is,” I said finally, “he won the Nobel Prize.” “Well,” she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, “I’m not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat.”
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Once I start a book I finish it. That was the way one was brought up.
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It [Cambridge] wasn’t a holy grail in the sense that I’d never been to Cambridge.
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Nor did they seem to think one had done them a kindness by reading their writings. Rather they had done one the kindness by writing them.
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Memories are not shackles, Franklin, they are garlands.
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I wish they were like the White Rhinosix of them left in the Serengeti National Park, and all males.
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To begin with, it’s true, she read with trepidation and some unease.
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