The thing I think about is that once you’ve done it, you then start to think about what you’re going to do next.
ALAN BENNETTBut most men regard their life as a poem that women threaten.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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God doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
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The trouble is, as soon as you’ve chosen somebody it obscures anybody else you might have thought of.
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A photograph on every mantlepiece. And all this mourning has veiled the truth. It’s not so much lest we forget, as lest we remember.
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If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.
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One recipe for happiness is to have to sense of entitlement.’ To this she added a star and noted at the bottom of the page: ‘This is not a lesson I have ever been in a position to learn.
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What she was finding also was how one book led to another, doors kept opening wherever she turned and the days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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If, for instance, we’d made the film after the show had been to Broadway, it would have been exactly the same film but we would have been assured that they would have understood it.
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History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.
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The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it’s on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.
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Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception.
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We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
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The liturgy is best treated and read as if it’s someone announcing the departure of trains.
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I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I’m homosexual.
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Knowing as their own dusk falls that they will only be remembered for remembering someone else.
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I’ve never seen the point of the sea, except where it meets the land. The shore has a point. The sea has none.
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