The trouble is, as soon as you’ve chosen somebody it obscures anybody else you might have thought of.
ALAN BENNETTSoft Left, Hard Right, Soft Right and Centre. I am not listed. I should probably come under Soft Centre.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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I write plays about things that I can’t resolve in my mind. I try to root things out.
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But then, when I did go, the contrast between Leeds, which was very black and sooty in those days, and Cambridge, which seemed like something out of a fairystory, in the grip of a hard frost, was just wonderful.
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Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.
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I wish they were like the White Rhinosix of them left in the Serengeti National Park, and all males.
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I saw someone peeing in Jermym Street the other day. I thought, is this the end of civilization as we know it? Or is it simply someone peeing in Jermyn Street?
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…she felt about reading what some writers felt about writing: that it was impossible not to do it and that at this late stage of her life she had been chosen to read as others were chosen to write.
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We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
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Kafka could never have written as he did had he lived in a house.
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I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I’m homosexual.
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The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it’s on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.
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Books are not about passing the time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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Philip Larkin used to cheer himself up by looking in the mirror and saying the line from Rebecca, ‘I am Mrs de Winter now!
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But the headmaster happened to have been to Cambridge and decided to try and push some of us towards Oxford and Cambridge.
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A book is a device to ignite the imagination.
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Illogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
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