The trouble is, as soon as you’ve chosen somebody it obscures anybody else you might have thought of.
ALAN BENNETTFar from wanting time to pass, one just wishes one had more of it. If one wanted to pass the time one could go to New Zealand.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Standards are always out of date. That’s what makes them standards.
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A book, as it were, closes the book.
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[talking about the Holocaust] ‘But to put something in context is a step towards saying it can be understood and that it can be explained.
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One reads for pleasure…it is not a public duty.
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Clichés can be quite fun. That’s how they got to be clichés.
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The longer I practise medicine, the more convinced I am there are only two types of cases: those that involve taking the trousers off and those that don’t.
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And one of the historian’s jobs is to anticipate what our perspective of that period will be… even on the Holocaust.
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It’s subjunctive history. You know, the subjunctive? The mood used when something may or may not have happened. When it is imagined.
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I’m all in favour of free expression provided it’s kept rigidly under control.
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But then books, as I’m sure you know, seldom prompt a course of action.
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No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
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The nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
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Deluded liberal that I am, I persist in thinking that those with a streak of sexual unorthodoxy ought to be more tolerant of their fellows than those who lead an entirely godly, righteous and sober life.
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Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key.
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I’ve never forgotten that experience. But I had nobody at school that was either like Hector or Irwin.
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