Culminating with a man in a white coat saying to one kindly, “And now can you tell me the name of the Prime Minister?”
ALAN BENNETTOf course my standards are out of date! That’s why they’re called standards.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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I tried to explain to her the significance of the great poet, but without much success,
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The thing I think about is that once you’ve done it, you then start to think about what you’re going to do next.
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All the effort went into getting there and then I had nothing left. I thought I’d got somewhere, then I found I had to go on.
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What she was finding also was how one book led to another, doors kept opening wherever she turned and the days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
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If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.
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Far from wanting time to pass, one just wishes one had more of it. If one wanted to pass the time one could go to New Zealand.
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I had no idea of who could play it, no notion really. Then Richard came to see us but I don’t think it was decided at that meeting.
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Kafka could never have written as he did had he lived in a house.
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So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
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It was the kind of library he had only read about in books.
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Your whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching.
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To read is to withdraw.To make oneself unavailable. One would feel easier about it if the pursuit inself were less…selfish.
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Knowing as their own dusk falls that they will only be remembered for remembering someone else.
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To play Trivial Pursuit with a life like mine could be said to be a form of homeopathy.
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