Why is it always the “intelligent” people who are socialists?
ALAN BENNETTThe days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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To begin with, it’s true, she read with trepidation and some unease.
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But then, when I did go, the contrast between Leeds, which was very black and sooty in those days, and Cambridge, which seemed like something out of a fairystory, in the grip of a hard frost, was just wonderful.
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Artists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all.
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Polly: Education with socialists, it’s like sex, all right as long as you don’t have to pay for it.
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Clichés can be quite fun. That’s how they got to be clichés.
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At the drabber moments of my life (swilling some excrement from the steps, for instance, or rooting with a bent coat-hanger down a blocked sink) thoughts occur like.
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I tried to explain to her the significance of the great poet, but without much success,
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Illogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
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You don’t put your life into your books, you find it there.
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Of course my standards are out of date! That’s why they’re called standards.
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It’s like going to a place that you’ve never been to before – you’ve got a picture of it and then you go there and that picture is totally wiped out by the reality.
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The nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
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So, half a dozen of us tried – not all of us in history – and we all eventually got in. So, to that extent, it [The History Boys] comes out of my own experience.
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One recipe for happiness is to have to sense of entitlement.’ To this she added a star and noted at the bottom of the page: ‘This is not a lesson I have ever been in a position to learn.
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At eighty things do not occur; they recur.
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